Mullet Monday: Major Victory Yet another mullet from the far future of the 90’s (this makes sense to me). Major Victory is Vance Astro, an alternate future/ divergent reality version of Vance Astrovik, aka the New Warrior Marvel Boy/Justice. Again, this all makes sense to me. Pretty much Vance (let’s just go with “Vance” at this point) was an astronaut that got propelled into the 31st century, and remained alive thanks to a life perservement suit thingie. He was stuck in that suit for awhile, but when he got that suit off it revealed an awesome mullet, and he took the awesome code name “Major Victor”, as in he scored a major victory over non-radical haircuts. He also gets some points for wrapping that head of hockey hair in a bandana head band.